blindfolded chocolate milkshake
with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his b-lls on her eyes, and positions his -sshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans -ss, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid sh-t.
dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.
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