Blinding Beaver


where two partners (male & female) are engaged in the ’69’ position inside a motor vehicle, while the male is driving. hence, the “beaver” is restricting visibility of the roadways.
justin was driving on 95n in the slow lane, while amber began the ’69’ act of s-xual contact. therefore justin is experiencing a blinding beaver moment.

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