bling kong
a person with the ownership of a substantial amount of bodily jewlery. usually indicative of men, but in rare cases, in women. (multiple ear/belly-b-tton/other part piercings.) bling kongs can be easily separated from a crowd by the sheer quant-ty of jewelery that they possess. this normally attracts a mult-tude of women (wanted or not) as well as hordes of co-ballers that seem to know him or her.
steve: hey ben, is it physically possible for someone to wear 37 gold chains while standing?
ben: hmm, i really don’t know.
ben: d-mn, i guess you can.
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