Bling-top


a concatenation of the slang bling (i.e. flash, ornamental, tacky) and the computer hardware suffix “top” (e.g. desk-top, lap-top, palm-top), “bling-top” refers to the non-tan, non-black, non-grey genre’ of lap-top computers being sold today.

typically these are silver, colored alloy, or just plain whacky looking and have several hot-keys.

bling-top is most often used in a business/professional environment where flashy isn’t always a good thing.
“did you see parker’s bling-top? the client thought he looked like a pimp”

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