bling waddlers
or ‘bling waddler’ are words only applying to fat men between 35 and 45 who wear shorts, sandals and puffa jackets. the commonly tend to drive ‘ive-got-an-under-sized-p-n-s’ cars,four by fours or minivans. they also are overly hairy, facially smug and wear bluetooth’s ear pods proudly as though they are rich g-dlike men walking the streets. in actuality they are fat, waddling,hairy tw-ts who’ll end up with brain problems,drink problems and wives who only do it with them for the cash. also they are probably closet h-m-s-xuals who film their neighbours kids through the cracks in the garden fence.
child: mummy, mummy why is that fat man walking like he needs a poo and what is that stupid f-ing thing in his ear.
mother: well son, that’s what we call ‘bling waddlers’ or ‘bling waddler’. i want you to stay away from people like that. i’m not prejudice but they are the work of satan and you’ll burn in the fires h-ll if you ever become one of those. and that thing in his ear is something that lets the police know where the b-st-rd is.
child: (scare witless) okay mummy, take your pills…
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