Blinkin Lincoln


the act in which a male shaves his pubic hair before his lady friend arrives. he then proceeds to receive felatio and at the point of -rg-sm, he -j-c-l-t-s into the female’s face, hits her in the eye with his p-n-s, and then covers the lower portion of her face in pubic hair.
dude, i just shaved my p-b-s and when smead gets over here, i’m gonna give her a blinkin lincoln that she’ll never forget.

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