blinkini


when someone who is overweight, jiggly or generally out of shape wears a bikini, causing you to keep blinking your eyes or rub them in disbelief to make the sight go away
on the beach, the woman in the blinkini wobbled to the water, unaware of the incredulous looks she got from the others.

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