blitty


(v): the state of being roasted; that is, the state of being intoxicated from smoking an abundance of marijuana(also known as the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet mary jane, the sh-t, ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, scooby doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie).
mike: mateo, what’s good for today dude?
mateo: i dunno man, i’m trying to get blitty and chill though.
mike: word i’ll scoop you at 4:20.

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