Blitz-Wank
noun: blitz-w-nk – a w-nk that should never exceed more than roughly one minute. any longer than that and it can no longer be cl-ssed as a b.w.
verb: to blitz-w-nk – the act of furiously masturbating so as to achieve and -rg-sm in a very particular time constraint.
for the gentleman who just needs to get something out of his system in a record breaking time.
a day at the office-
bob: fml, this work is really getting me down. no wonder the statistics of office suicides are so high lately.
pete: just go into the supplies cupboard and rub out a bw my friend.
bob: bw?
pete: blitz-w-nk! it’s where you choke the life out of your chicken until it sqwarks in around a minute.
-after a brief blitz-w-nking session bob returns to his desk and completes all of his -ssignments to an exceptional standard-
bob: remember kids, if it weren’t for bws, i wouldn’t be where i am today.
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