Blitzed


of being high or wasted to the extreme.
dude man you’ve been smokin’ too much your blitzed
simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency
g-d d-mn dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila… that’s one blitzed motherf-cker
an adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.
“we were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer.”
so high you cant even see straight!
tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!

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