Blitzkrap
derive from the german word “blitzkrieg” which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning sh-tting. this is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. can be used when short of time but you’re starting to turtle head. warning: blitzkrap is an art. know your limits and don’t push to hard or you’ll blow your o ring
“dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes”
“okay give me one second and i’ll take a blitzkrap.”
d-ck was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. embar-ssed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, d-ck blitzkrapped and got back to his date.
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noun, t-rds that enter the toilet with overwhelming force, somtimes used figuratively
you wouldn’t believe the blitzkrap i saw shopping at walmart the other day!
rapidly ejected excrement, t-rds entering the public domain like so many storm troopers invading poland in 1939. often used figuratively.
1. i turned on that news channel and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
2. i turned in some talk radio and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
3. i bought some blitzkrap at my local supercenter yesterday.
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