blitzkrieg headband


being incredibly stoned off your -ss. way beyond being blitzed you are blitzkrieged because you have been smoking a strain of marijuana known as headband.
skeet {p-ssing the joint}- dan how you feelin’ over there?
dan- i feel like i’m rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these b-tches!
dan- now where’s my unicorn?

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