blivet


ten pounds of sh-t in a five pound bag. a situation so vile no matter how well you deal with it you will still get dirty.
he bailed on that new project schedule – he knew it was a blivet, and tossed it my way.
ten pounds of sh-t in a five pound bag
andy is a blivet.
like the above definitions a blivet truely is 10 pounds of sh-t in a 5 pound bag, but is much more entertaining, and will bring more laughter when used in reference to a fat chick wearing clothes that are too small to hold all her rolliosis (abundance of fat rolls).
d-mn check out that blivet in the pink tank top, she should be wearing a moomoo.
a sock full of sh-t with a hole in the toe, i.e. anything that spews cr-p.
the most dangerous place to be is between chuck schumer and a microphone, he is such a blivet!
pathetic, stupid, ignorant person, jerk, no other way to describe someone who is utterly disordered
he is a blivet.
a 5 gallon container filled with 10 gallons of sh-t. it isn’t that well-known yet, but it comes in handy if you know what it means!
no wonder you’re such a sh-thead! you swallowed an entire blivet for breakfast!
proper noun. a flying bag of sh-t (see also: warren sapp)
the blivet is going to the pro bowl

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