blizzard baby
babies born in november 2010 that were made during the huge snowstorms of february 2010.
ann: i’m pregnant!
sue: when are you due?
ann: sometime in november.
sue: oh… must be a blizzard baby!
jim: me & ann had s-x every night when we were snowed in.
bob: dude, you guys are gonna have a blizzard baby.
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