Blizzard Slap

a blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. he then precedes to slap his partner in the face with it until the s-m-n breaks out like a blizzard on her face.
after railing his girlfriend peter north blizzard slapped her till she cried.

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