Blizzard
a company that shatters the hopes and dreams of people around the world by feeding them false patch update news for world of warcraft and getting them excited for nothing.
“did you hear about druid healers being buffed next patch? i can’t wait!”
“nah man, it’s blizzard, do you really think they’d stick with it?”
n. a game company which creates the most addictive award-winning games.
has created starcraft and warcraft universes, and the ever-popular diablo game.
hey, look, that game was made by blizzard.
a great dessert from dairy queen.
this is the first, the original of ice cream desserts. long before sonic’s blasts or mcdonald’s mcflurries, there was the great. the blizzard is still the best, don’t be fooled by the cheap imitations!
1) the company who made such games like starcraft, the warcraft series, and diablo series. earlier games included the likes of the lost vikings.
1a) your gods.
2) an ice storm
1. “dude blizzard made a game!” “must… buy… game…”
2. “dude the blizzard killed your mom!” “yay!”
despite the fact that they’re not a mining company, they’re always h-tting gold.
dude. you played wow? blizzard really struck gold with that.
1, a large storm (usually including snow)
2, a large storm (usually containing dandruff)
3, a computer game’s manufacturer who have successfully taken money from the majority of 12-year-old annoyances that surf the net (i salute you blizzard)
4, a large storm (usually containing a womans hair..very very bushy hair for that matter)
guy – “oh god that was a really big storm..i’m coverd in all this white stuff”
gal – “erm that’s not snow”
or
minor – “omg!! blizzard can’t do anything right, -%@#% bliz”
man – “you try running a game than, or try running across a railway track and improve our gene-pool”
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into a fan thus causing the sperm to fly in all directions and covering any person thats in front of it
after i had s-x with that b-tch last night i gave her a blizzard
makes games with really bad graphics but awesome gameplay. in other words, they make games people still play years after being released.
warcraft, starcraft, and diablo are blizzard’s three major series.
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