Blizzed
to release a product that is flawed having various aspects of said product or service be completely unusable even though it is for sale on the market or considered completed. additionally, to provide substandard customer service in effect ignoring the issue(s) when a customer reports them.
man they really blizzed up that obama care … or … i called my cell phone company because i don’t get reception and they totally blizzed out and hung up on me.
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adj. – a euphoric feeling from an illegal or illicit substance, usually marijuana
we was gettin’ blizzed last night, cuz!
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