bloaded


adjective: obscenely wealthy and obnoxious in showing it. a hybrid of the words “bloated” and “loaded”. someone who overtly peels through several hundred-dollar bills when paying a modest check or who shows off by tipping the valet $20. someone with sungl-sses, watch, handbag, luggage all clearly branded with top of the line designers or who casually drops lines like “so i was driving my lamborghini in beverly hills the other day.”
that guy is so bloaded he probably wipes his -ss with cashmere toilet paper. she is so bloaded she swaps out her louis vuitton handbag for a new one every month.

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