bloagie


to get a bl-w j-b at the same time you are eating a hoagie.
i went to wawa and got a bloagie. i’m full, she’s full.
a bloagie was defined on the preston and steve show as a man receiving f-ll-t– from a female while eating a hoagie. most notably at any wawa location or wherever a hoagie may be found. said act is also acceptable to be performed on a female by a male or another female as well.
as i walked into wawa at 3am to get a sandwich, i saw a guy parked in his car in the middle of a bloagie.
when a man is in the process of getting a bl-wj-b while eating a hoagie. this satisfies a man in two different ways: nutritional fulfillment, and s-xual release.
i had just gotten home to make some lunch when my wife surprised me with the best bloagie ever.
a bl-w j-b received while eating a hoagie
when you are eating a hoagie while getting a bl-w j-b, it is called a ‘bloagie’
getting a bl-wj-b, while eating a hoagie.
last night, i was gettin blown, but i was so hungry it turned into a bloagie!
a bl-w j-b given to a man while he is eating a hoagie.
art (calling in to preston and steve): one time i stopped in a wawa over on baltimore pike and i’m walking in, paying my own mind, and i just happen to look over to my left hand side. look over to my left hand side and there’s a girl performing on a guy, in the drivers seat, while he’s eating a hoagie.

preston: how can you not have this–a bloagie.
indulging in a hoagie while receiving oral s-x.
after i left the bar with that sl-t, i had the best bloagie ever outside wawa.

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