Bloaty McFloaty


abdominal portrusion (bloating) so much that you resemble that of a floating balloon.

female (general) cause: that ‘time of the month’.

male (general) cause: too much donuts and beer.
“stay clear guys..my mom’s a ‘bloaty mcfloaty’ today”.

“if i only knew 20 years ago my hubby would go from ‘cl-ss jock’ to ‘bloaty mcfloaty’!”

“whudup bloaty mcfloaty!”

“bloaty mcfloaty is in the house!”

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