blobbed


to be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, sh-tfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.
jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
ray: i’m going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
jamal: awesome, can i get blobbed with you?
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from the verb: ‘to blob.’ it is the action of cancelling ones plans at the last minute, generally leaving the other people in the lurch.
hey, susan totally blobbed on our trip to the mall.

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