blobber
a big fat person who you could never ever be attracted to. ever.
oh my god, they’ve nicknamed me blobber, i’m so fat.
one who frequents pleasure such as that of excess food and spending whole paychecks on prost-tutes in establishments such as tijuana, mexico.
omar is such a blobber. its payday and he asked me to drive him to tj, but not before we stop by hometown buffet. his treat.
someone who always lets you down.
micheka are you still coming to ibiza…micheka…o no sorry i can’t…guess what micheka just blobbed again what a blobber
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