meandering around with no purpose, trying to avoid doing work, being extra lazy and lax about anything and everything.
i’m so bored today, i’m just blobblin around the office looking for people to talk to, avoiding work and being a waste of sp-ce.
(verb) to blobbybomb. the activity in which those partaking change the music in a bar/pub/club to the theme tune of one mr blobby esq. (greater results are achieved upon an angrier ambience). upon the song being played, said people make a swift exit. thus achieving said blobbybomb. harry: we totes just laid a fat blobbybomb […]
to advertise by means of blogging. companies are now paying their employees to blogvertise their products.
a blonde bombsh-ll. a smoking hot blonde who catches your eye from afar and makes every guys’ trousers feel tighter and tighter. dude #1: “bro, did you see that blondesh-ll that just p-ssed by us?” dude #2: “who do you think i am? helen keller? f-ck yeah i saw her.”
- blond out
getting a stupid person to enter a blind panic. particularly rewarding when they’ve been a little bit too c-cky and they suddenly realise that they are in fact totally stupid. the person doen’t have to be blond but it helps. he thought he was really clever by forwarding the e mail to his supplier. he […]
- blossomous maximus
either of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman’s body that secrete milk after pregnancy. she has a nice blossomous maximus