blobfish
1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it’s seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.
2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being
3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive
2) what a blobfish! he’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.
3) you are not responding to my texts or calls. why are you being such a blobfish to me?
1)a lifeless and motionless piece of floating jelly, usually this creature moves up and down with a jerking movement. this entertaining species can be located in peterborough, uk, goes by the name of a special someone from the eastern village of glinton.
2) a fishy period
person #1: “ahh mate, why is she so smelly”
person #2: “shes on her blobfish”
a jaw dropping stunner of a beautiful beast.
you looked gorgeous last night.” …”thankyou, i was going for a teenage mutant ninja turtle look.”…”you missed that completely. instead, you got a blobfish look.
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