blockade fart
this is a purely defensive fart. when another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
my buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. thankfully i had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or i would have clawed my nose off
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