Blockbusted
when you are caught stealing from a blockbuster video store.
robber: oh man, i hope i don’t get caught robbing this blockbuster.
guard: what? who’s that? i see you!
robber: oh d-mn!
guard: you just got blockbusted!
when you are caught robbing a blockbuster video store.
guy 1: so did you really steal that video last night?
guy 2: nah, i got blockbusted.
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