blocktard


a derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about “blockchain” and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a “game changer”.
i asked the blocktard at the dinner party to p-ss the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

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