Blodgetize


to blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one’s -ss. most appropriate when making predictions of a company’s stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. henry blodget, the disgraced internet -n-lyst, is known to have perfected the technique of p-ssing off complete bullsh-t stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
gene muenster predicted there would be 600k ipads sold over easter weekend. that way way off, he completely blodgetized his estimates.

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