blojo
portmanteau of ‘bl-wj-b’ and ‘mojo’. your ‘blojo’ is your mojo concerning the giving of bjs.
bl-wj-b bj mojo s-x
dave: are you happy with your s-x-life?
steve: not really. sarah list her blojo after the first couple of years.
similar to mojo, but related to writing in your blog.
i can’t think of anything to blog about, i think i’ve lost my blojo.
#blogs #writing #blogging #blogstipation #blogsmack #mojo
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