blomie
-noun- pr-nounced (blo-me)
the transferred dingleberry from one person’s b-ttcrack to another person’s beard after the act of going -ss-to-mouth.
“sir, you seem to have a blomie in your beard, what exactly were you doing last night?”
man 1: whats that smell? did someone fart?
man 2: maybe you should check your beard for blomie’s, because it sure isn’t me.”
“that guy is a useless blomie.”
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