blomo
an african-american h-m-s-xual male who otherwise fits the definition of a twink. generally hangs around white heteros-xual females and knows a lot about hair and nail care, and love sparkly formfitting outfits.
guy: “who the f-ck was that guy you were having lunch with?”
girlfriend: “don’t worry about eric, he’s a total blomo.”
2 more definitions
“blonde moment” in shortened form. can also be used as an insult.
i just had a blo-mo and locked my keys in the car.
quit blo-moing, you’ve spilled your drink 5 times now.
she is a walking blo-mo.
girl: i can’t find my gl-sses!
boy: they’re on your head, blo-mo.
girl: oh haha, thanks
a black-out makeout. a hookup that you do not remember.
“if i wouldn’t have had all those shots, i wouldn’t have had that blo-mo last night.”
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