Blowmento
a memento from a good bl-wj-b. a blowmento is when you’re taking a p-ss the day after getting a full service bj and you find one of the girl’s extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
guy 1: dude, check it out. i found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while i was taking a p-ss.
guy 2: what’s a blowmento? that’s a piece of woman hair.
guy 1: it’s a hair from that broad i met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
guy 2: get out of my house.
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