blonch
when in the act of masturbating, to -j-c-l-t- with an upward thrust so hard that the s-m-n barely misses the eye.
“maks, what did you do last night with gary chelnis?”
“yo, i blonched with gary son! you ain’t fresh azimiz!”
to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embar-ss-m-nt; redness
-when the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-she’s got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.
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- blovice
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