Blond Conspiracy
the blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. it’s all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.
person 0 : them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. it’s their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
person 1 : i know about this too, it’s called the blond conspiracy.
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