blond moment
1: you may or may not be blond headed, but u have a moment when you forget something very obvious or ask a stupid question. you can have one either on purpose or by accident. dont mistake it with stupid .
{ a accidental blond moment)
bob: where is my pencil?
tim: in your hand dumb-ss!
when a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out
the reason why it’s called a “blonde” moment is because of the acts that blondes do. it also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.
someone other than a blond who has no street sense; forgetting something you learned as a child.
keisha: girl, you know what? i forgot how to start the car for a minute there.
stacie: you must be having a blond moment.
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