a masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.
bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?
dude, that was no chick i was givin myself a blonde date.
he who has eye j-zz. hey look, it’s ashneet, the eye j-zz man. -cue theme music-
- big headed twat
this is a person who is constantly loving them selves and at the same time coming across as a tw-t you – hi them – hi , im amazing at everything you – oh ….. nice them – do you want to see my guns you – no them -oh well here they are anyways […]
a combination of angeal and sephiroth of final fantasy 7, used to describe that particular pairing. angealroth makes me squeal from how perfect they are!
used to express to someone that they feel the other’s vibe, whatever it may be. earnest: i think that tootsie pops are rather big. juan: afitavibon…
an alexlane comes from a world renound footballer who saves every situation. you manage to dig up all your strength and turn the situation from a negative in to a positive. a truly inspirational character and legend. -your wife wants to leave you but you pull out all the stops to show how charming and […]