blonde fart


the dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. two times magnification – reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.
my sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. the tv reporter said that “9 brazilian men had died in an explosion.” my sister turned to me and asked, “how many is a brazilian?”

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