blonde slap
a slap issued to the back of the head , when a person of any hair colour has a blonde moment
‘do boys have eyelashes’
‘can you get sunburn from a cooker’
‘are there buses in australia’
jocelyn comes back with a gl-ss of cloudy water, jade says ‘you should habe left the tap on longer’ jocelyn replies’ i put the tap on’
all these phrases owners have recieved a blonde slap.
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