blonde speak


the given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. it is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. that “interpretation” of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.
he never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of cheetos.

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