blonde squad


a group of immensely s-xy girls that all have a similarity of blonde hair. they are all amazing and tend to blind people with how beautiful they are. it’s not easy being a part of blonde squad because people are always watching you, hoping to pick up or learn to be as amazing, s-xy, perfect, as the blonde squad. typically, blonde squad members are indefinitely gorgeous and can eat a bunch of food without putting on weight. on average, members eat 3 cookies a day and 2 bowls of pineapple.
girl 1:”omg, is that the blonde squad?”
guy 2:”if they look perfect, amazing, and like they have a sense of humor , it totally is”
girl 1:”i wish iiiii was part of the blonde squad”

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