Blonk
an ugly or undesirable, a name to call person within earshot without said being knowing
wow that’s a real blonk!
do you think those blonks over there will be blonking tonight?
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blinking so hard that your eyes blonk.
adam: -blink blink blink blink-
giorgio: -blonk-
adam: holy sh-t!q3wriu4t8y
a complex manouevre that involves closing one eye whilst keeping the other one open.
the doctor: since encountering the weeping angels, i’ve been trying to come up with a counter-measure, and i’ve finally figured one out.
the doctor: i call it ‘blonking’.
the doctor: of course, it’s probably only time lords who can do it.
as used mostly in australian jails, a blonk is somewhat of an -n-lygist to an idiot.
1. you are a blonk.
2. he’s a blonk.
to hit someone with a large trout that weighs at least 20 pounds.
he was being annoying, so i blonked him.
very well built person (gym enhanced or natural), generally a man
that bouncer on the door of the club was blonks! i wouldn’t mess with hin, for sheezy!
a personal online diary in which the author writes solely about herself (originating from the term “blog”).
“n-body tells me anything anymore. they’re scared it’s going to wind up in my blonk. as if! this blonk is strictly me me me, that’s the whole point of a blonk isn’t it?”
to blonk is to blow your nose and accidentally loudly honk it in the process.
i blonked my nose so hard i heard the echo in the room.
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