Blood Bumping


when two menstruating females scissor in a semi-rough b-mping fashion to combine their blood together to become “moon sisters”. the s-xual woman form of becoming blood brothers. receiving pleasure from a close friend by swapping and conjoining nectars. constant same-cycling moon sisters become perma mooners when two women believe their spiritual closeness is derived from their blood b-mping.
“yo, my girlfriend been out all night with her friend prob blood b-mping or some sh-t because they think they bff’s. lesbians…. its wack.”

“me and susie are so synched we might as well be blood b-mping.”

“i’ve been blood b-mping for so long we’re perma mooners; susie and i can tell each other anything.”

“can i get hiv from blood b-mping?”
“yes.”

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