Blood Rug
an overweight woman’s tampon.
i was sittin’ in cl-ss just chillin’…all a sudden i heards a loud “grraaaaar” and got busted in the back of my head with something! turned around to see a maggot infected blood rug on the floor! that triflin b-tch just shot me…
pig patty: i’ve had a rough case of the tramabombs this week, jenny…it’s starting to get messy. do you think i should start using a blood rug for my boosty?
moose mary: that’s a great idea, patty! i’ve been doing that for months! i think the boys totally dig them too! i’ve caught my brother stealing mine a few times while sleeping only to find them later in the bathroom trash bin all chewed up. they must make a great late night snack!
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