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  a term that refers to a crazy woman who pmses so much that her v-g-n- has been transformed into a cannon, hence being a blood cannon. holy sh-t javi, your mother pmsed so hard that her blood cannon knocked you off your feet!

• detag

  removing your name (tag) from a photo on facebook “so horrifically embarr-ssingly drunk last night, had to detag like a fiend this morning” the act of removing any connection one has with a ‘tagged’ photo on facebook by clicking the ‘remove-tag’ link which appears under the photo. this is usually done when the person tagged […]

• De Velize

  the act of placing a venomous snake in the top tank of one’s toilet, in antic-p-tion of a house sitter upper decking it, the expressed purpose of which is to cause their immediate demise as a result of a vicious strike to their hoop. my house-sitter should never have threatened to upper deck my toilet, […]

• dick gaggle

  a gaggle of d-cks; meaning a disorderly group of d-cks. sometimes incorrectly called a bunch of -ssholes. “a bunch of -ssholes live on this street.” “no, i wouldn’t say that. it’s more like a d-ck gaggle.”

• dickless porn

  used to describe something great, yet feels as if it were lacking something. eating oreos… without the milk. ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever… without anyone there to witness it. driving in your dad’s twin-turbo v12 mercedes-benz s600… while he’s in the p-ssenger seat. having s-x… without busting a nut. coming home with 2 […]

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