Bloody Astronaught


when a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman’s v-g-n- when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.
“d-mn, that girl’s p-ssy was so loose and i could easily do a bl–dy astronaught with her.”

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