bloody elf


describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.
you can’t get to san diego because you became nautious halfway enroute while driving there in order to move into your first house away from home? bl–dy elf!

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