Bloody Hairy
the act of dipping bl–dy swollen hemorroidal tissue into a s-xual partners mouth.
similiar to tea bagging but rather than ones b-lls this is the act of dipping ones hemorrhoids into another’s mouth, often bl–dy and hairy thus the definition “bl–dy hairy”
last night was just dreamy, randy gave me my first bl–dy hairy and it was more than i ever imagined it would be, better than a hot carl and cleveland steamer combined!
the unfortunate event in which two heteros-xual partners entangle their pubic hairs during missionary style s-x. while attempting to undue the knots, one partner begins to bleed, creating a pleasuring lubricant. both partners accidentally climax, and the female becomes pregnant.
“i forgot a condom last night, and i f-cking came dude. we were victims of a bl–dy hairy
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