Bloody Handlebars
when a guy gets a bl–dy nose while making out with his girlfriend and gives her a bl–dy mustach in the form of a handlebar
guy, “dang it, i just got a bl–dy nose!”
girl, “eww there is blood on my lip!”
guy, “hahaha you i gave you bl–dy handlebars.”
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