bloody hazleton
a form of mutual masturbation, in which heavily menstruating woman hangs upside-down while her male partner m-st-rb-t-s her. he catches any falling menstrual blood with his p-n-s, which his partner uses as lubricant to m-st-rb-t- him.
“nothing makes my nuts bust, quite like a bl–dy hazleton.”
–jack palance
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