Bloody Malone
the bl–dy malone is to have s-x with a woman in such a position that her legs are over your head and there is a pillow underneath her -ss, much like the conventional missionary although you must penetrate so hard and fast that she bleeds v-g-n-lly.
guy 1: man, i had some awesome s-x last night
guy 2: yeah? tell me about it
guy 1: awh i gave it to her so hard i gave her a bl–dy malone
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